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Hey, Librender! (to the tune of Hey, Big Spender)
The minute I opened my game
I could see it'd be a night of frustration
New Knowledge
One more time
I think this gnome is going' to drive me out of my mind
So let me get right to the point
I won't play just any daily quest I see
Hey, Librender
Send a different quest to me
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Hahahahaha!!! Love it...the song, not New Knowledge (I hope that's a high-5!)
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Because I'm feeling silly...
Supercastlefrazzlemysticvexmetoneurosis
Trina, Gnome, you make me roam, but there's no symbiosis
Cards and shards and steering wheels, your quests are quite capacious.
Makes no sense, just spit and rinse ( now isn't this loquacious?)
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Quests from Gnomes and Trina (to the tune of Land of Hope and Glory)
Quests from Gnomes and Trina, playing them every day
When shall I complete them, who can possibly say?
Used up all of my polestars, used up all my forged keys
Darn, I just got Three Days, no more questing for me
Darn, I just got Three Days, no more questing for me
Quests from Gnomes and Trina, playing them every day
When shall I complete them, who can possibly say?
Used up all of my polestars, used up all my forged keys
Darn, I just got Three Days, no more questing for me
Darn, I just got Three Days, no more questing for me
Sing along with the London Philharmonic Orchestra (1:45 into the song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6GpFdmooLE
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DQ Achievements (to the tune of Paperback Writer)
Dear Sir or Madam, could you check my game
Here's my social number, here's my in-game name
My DQ's are looping, driving me insane
And I need this fixed
So I can complete the DQ achievements
DQ achievements
I have had this problem for about two years
At the stroke of midnight Librender appears
With the same old quest reducing me to tears
And I need this fixed
So I can complete the DQ achievements
DQ achievements
Getting Record Keeper nearly every day
Not what I call random no matter what you say
Once again I beg you "Make this go away"
And I need this fixed
So I can complete the DQ achievements
DQ achievements
There are over twenty different daily quests
It's time the Record Keeper took a long, long rest
Send me Rare Editions, it's the very best
And I need this fixed
So I can complete the DQ achievements
DQ achievements
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To the tune from Scandal "I am the Warrior"
You run, run, run around
from the Castle, through the Town,
for the Gnomes and Trina too
anything they want from you...
I just got my final 5 part DQ!
I am the Warrior!
I am the Warrior!
Hard so hard to win...but I survived!
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Congrats GCG on becomming a worrior
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Congratulations GulfCoastGuppy!!!!
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Look What They've Done To My Game
Look what they've done to my game, ma
Look what they've done to my game
There was a big update that arrived a bit late
Now it doesn't look the same, ma
Look what they've done to my game.
Look what they've done to my quests, maLook what they've done to my quests
Well they mixed them up and they changed them around
And now they're all a mess, ma
Look what they've done to my quests
Wish I could find a new game to play, ma
Wish I could find a new game
If I could find me a brand new game
I wouldn't have to sit here and complain about
What they've done to my game
Ils ont changé mon cher jeu, ma
Ils ont changé mon cher jeu
C'est le seul jeu que j'aime jouer
Maintenant ce n'est pas bon
Ils ont changé mon cher jeu
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In response to the April 2019 Castle Challenge, TiramaSue wrote: I'm very unlucky playing dice and very unlucky finding the flying objects needed for the achievements, so this could be the first CC I don't complete AND the first event I don't complete all the achievements.
To the tune of David Soul's "Don't Give Up Us"...
Don't give up on this CC
We know the dice you dread
But just don't let it get to your head
It's many days 'til "doomsday"
with Anabel and the Troll.
Don't give up on this CC
and here's Good Luck when you roll!!!